Initializing SeniorDeveloper…#

  • Experience: 10+ years (JDK 1.1 to 21+)
  • Specialty: Converting technical debt into “Architectural Features.”
  • Status: Still waiting for that one CompletableFuture to actually complete.

“I don’t always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production with a debugger attached to a remote JVM.”